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PURE NONSENSE

date: Sunday, July 01, 2007

TOP TEN TRIVIA TIPS ABOUT LIL' ME
1. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Chua Xiu Zhen is the victim. [poor me]
2.The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Chua Xiu Zhen would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields. [im being worshipped!]
3.Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Chua Xiu Zhen fighting underground. [i didnt know i have such impact]
4.Chua Xiu Zhen is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes. [isnt that zebra crossing]
5.In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Chua Xiu Zhen. [eeew!]
6.Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Chua Xiu Zhen! [i told u im SWEET!]
7.In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Chua Xiu Zhen on New Year's Day. [wow]
8.The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Chua Xiu Zhen. [i'm innocent!]
9.Ostriches stick their heads in Chua Xiu Zhen not to hide but to look for water. [omg]
10.Chua Xiu Zhen is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! [i'm a phenomenon!]

written by oniontheowl @ 2:45 pm




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