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i like coconuts, coconuts i love. (:
i love coconuts, coconuts i like (:

coconuts make feel like a nut.
ooh! but i love to be a nut!
it makes me feel nutty.
and i will go blah blah blah. (:

LOVELOVE Y
NUTNUT Y

let me tell you a story.

one upon a time, one fine sunny afternoon after school, XIUZHEN and her retarded friend by the name of LIANGYING were on their way home after lunch. happily, they took 358 home.

when the bus reached siglap sec sch bus stop, siglapians swarmed in.
when the bus reached MJC, meridians swarmed in.

and so, XIUZHEN and LIANGYING were trapped at the end of the bus, unable to get out when the bus reached their stop.

after much complainings, XIUZHEN and LIANGYING decided to take the bus back to interchange. and they decided that the bus tour trip that costs them 45 cents each around ELIAS ROAD was vehh 'FUN'.

so back at the interchange, XIUZHEN and LIANGYING decided not to walk home as they saw jiayee and anyway, the sun was hot hot hot. so, XIUZHEN and LIANGYING decided to take 358 home again. and guess who they bumped into later?

LAME 0 by the name of SIM WEI JIE aka LIANGYING's retarded bro.

they have the SAME genes you see?

the end (:

*applause*

dearest mummy has been giving me an allowance of TWENTY DOLLARS per day for the past four days. *SHING SHING*

and dearest daddy just gave me a FIFTY-DOLLAR NOTE before going back to work. *SHING SHING*

I LOVE MONEY YES I DO. Y
AND I WANT MORE MONEY PLEASE!
AND I'M GONNA BE A BILLIONAIRE ONE DAY!
$$$ *eyeballs of dollar signs* $$$

i love nonsense.
i say nonsense and i do nonsense.
yes that's nonsense.
ooh! but i do love to be nonsense. (:

and you can call me LITTLE MISS NONSENSICAL. (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOELIN my SWEETIE!
LOVE YOU, BABE. Y

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